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by yackyack @ 2007-08-01 - 16:51:16

It's sometimes good to write old crap

Let it flow and see it flap

Watch the words appear on screen

Sometimes being really mean

Free to say just what I like

Germain Greer is an ugly dyke

Free to talk such utter shit

Like Salman Rushdie's Illiterit

Free to vent and curse and woe

Absent blog friend, where did you go?

Free to cut it short like now

My ex misses, you ugly cow!


 
 

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Chyna_DollChyna_Doll [Member]
01/08/07 @ 16:53

:)) PMSL

That was very good. You have a way with your words! :)

yackyackyackyack [Member]
http://robwatts.blog.co.uk
01/08/07 @ 16:59

Oh thanku CD you are too kind :D

On a related topic - I was out on the piss with some pals recently who I hadn't seen for ages. My mate eddie tourettes reckons I've turned swearing into an artform, which is kinda scary coming froma man with such a monicker - I might just write a sweary poem full of fucks and bollock'es and other 4 letter gems and see where it goes.

Um...as one does of course...

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
01/08/07 @ 18:47

'write old crap'....
hmmmm...sounds a bit like what i do!

yackyackyackyack [Member]
http://robwatts.blog.co.uk
02/08/07 @ 05:35

Ah you went to the same school I did then kev ;)

deleted user [Visitor]
http://stephiblog.wordpress.com
02/08/07 @ 00:26

So why did you marry her then? :)

yackyackyackyack [Member]
http://robwatts.blog.co.uk
02/08/07 @ 05:40

Damn now youve spoilt it! As if I'd marry an ugly bird Steph...come on gimmee some credit, I'm far too shallow to be doing such things :D

deleted user [Visitor]
http://stephiblog.wordpress.com
02/08/07 @ 22:06

Don't worry I've noticed how a lot of my friends boyfriends dicks shrink the moment they become ex-boyfriends. :)

yackyackyackyack [Member]
http://robwatts.blog.co.uk
02/08/07 @ 22:09

:DD rotfl . Nail on the head stuff Steph ;)

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