It's sometimes good to write old crap

Let it flow and see it flap

Watch the words appear on screen

Sometimes being really mean

Free to say just what I like

Germain Greer is an ugly dyke

Free to talk such utter shit

Like Salman Rushdie's Illiterit

Free to vent and curse and woe

Absent blog friend, where did you go?

Free to cut it short like now

My ex misses, you ugly cow!

There here now follows a quick little ditty about a prime Minister I think will be shitty

I say this because I think he is tired, through years beside Tony he should have been fired

See Gordon Brown is a little bit stange, pulls funny faces perhaps he has Mange?

He's our PM eh, big whoopy doo, he looks to me like he don't have a clue

Standing there with Geoge Fuckin Bush, looking deserved of a punch in the mush

The dour canny scotsman eh, the new man on the block, if you ask my opinion he's a bit of a cock

10 years as chancellor, doing as he's told, look at him now - so fuckin old

Wavy grey hair and a bit of a derby, too much haggis and scotch quite pra'blee

More of the same is all we'll get from Brown, more piss and bluster with big let downs

More of the same political favours for businessmen pals with money to waiver

Money to fund economical plans to big up their empires all built upon sand

More bullshit meetings giving it large, hope and prosperity?...just sabotage

More death and killing out in Iraq, isn't it time he brought them all back?

Second lieutenant to thick boy Georgie, helping him out with his kill arabs orgy

Nah Gordon boy doesn't do it for me, he isn't autonomous no siree

He's just an old placeman a man to do deals, for spivs who run cartels and cheap go kart thrills

More of the same is all we'll get from Gord, economic liberalism I believe it is called