I was in one of those funny moods today. Few quid in the sky i decided to go out and treat meself to a few bits. I bought a few new tops and a couple of pairs of those trendy shorts. A pair in blue and a pair in beige.

I also bought a pair of tweezers some champneys facial scrub and some veet wax strips. My cheeks bless em, have these little blonde hairs on them which are starting to get a little darker. Now, I dont really want to look like some Irish werewolf, so I thought I know, as I cant shave it off (if you do this it comes back with a vengeance Im told) I'll get some of that veet stuff, like immac. So I goes to Sainsburys and picks up a pack of facial wax strips, the type used by women with beards and moustaches.

Ouch, well suffice to say I used them and am now sitting here with red raw cheeks and a not so nice little glow to my face, in fact, my face is sore. If i touch it its really tender.

Do women get all that? I complain about being a bloke sometimes, you know, having to shave, pluck nose hair that sort of stuff, but fuck, if i was a bird and had to use that veet stuff on my face or my bits and pieces then....jesus I mean really life is just too short for all that nonsense.