Tommy Cooper, just like that
Made us laugh and wore a hat
Big tall oaf, funny voice
Starey eyes, jokes of choice
Drank too much that's for sure
Made me laugh was not a bore
Fez and stuff a har har har
A little bit of magic, alacazar
glass bottle bottle glass
spoon jar spoon a har har har
Man walks into a butchers shop, butcher says "I bet you 10 quid you cant reach that meat up on the shelf" Man replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high..."
Two elephants fell off a cliff...boom boom.













